i got four or five bad married bitches at home

All he wants is a sample

When SI ran its epochal "NBA posses" article, which raised the questions, "Lorenzen Wright has a posse?" and "Lorenzen Wright's posse is that big?", we all laughed at how Shaq had one guy on his payroll whose sole purpose was to make sure the Shaqmobile was bumping heatrocks by the time he got to it after a game. Well today, I was still a little groggy from the most useless kind of beer drinking (enough to make you sleepy, but not enough to get you really drunk), but not a second after I turn the key, 95.5 The Beat shows a remarkable amount of restraint by playing "Slow Motion" instead of a cut from their seemingly bottomless pit of "Wait (The Whisper Song)" remixes. Now I feel like I can move mountains, decipher the Dead Sea Scrolls and explain how girls at the Emory pool displace far too much water to justify their swimsuits' lack of surface area without using 85% swear words. And this is a feling that can usually only be brought on by guzzling a four-pack of Sparks in a half-hour. Once again, the lesson here is, "always listen to Shaq." Especially when the Fu-Schnickens are involved.