i should be #1 on everybody's list
Because I love each and every one of you:
If you want to be curled up in the corner like a crack fiend, awaiting college football season, or at least the release of NCAA 2006, Everyday Should Be Saturday. His perfectly cromulent blog embiggens the anticipation.
That crack on Atlanta sports, Georgia Boy. Temporary rebuttal to the presumption that the ATL is more excited about the new Ying Yang Twins CD than the Bravos.
As for the draft, really, is it that much more difficult to say, "big wingspan" than "long...no homo"? And if not, could I have an NBA scouting report that describes me as "long, strong and down to get the friction on?"
Anyways, lest anyone doubt the compelling TV viewing that is the NBA Draft, here's a summary of what went down in the first four picks...
1. Andrew Bogut is shown wearing what should be a Toni Kukoc throwback jersey at Drazen Petrovic's grave...except Kukoc is actually still the Bucks' sixth man. Which should strike great fear in the fans of the most nondescript team in the NBA, unless Bogut can recreate Speed Racer's deadly turnaround three from "Bulls v. Blazers."
2. Possibly unaware that he got drafted by the Hawks, ESPN's commentators state that Marvin Williams "will continue to get great coaching in the NBA." Kudos to the Hawks for resisting the strange fruit that is Shavlik Randolph (nhjic)...at least for the first round.
3. Obviously aware that his baby mama is a white chick, the Jazz have no qualms about whether Deron Williams can adjust to life in the SLC.
4. Dan Dickau Era, we hardly knew ye.
Possibly more later...
If you want to be curled up in the corner like a crack fiend, awaiting college football season, or at least the release of NCAA 2006, Everyday Should Be Saturday. His perfectly cromulent blog embiggens the anticipation.
That crack on Atlanta sports, Georgia Boy. Temporary rebuttal to the presumption that the ATL is more excited about the new Ying Yang Twins CD than the Bravos.
As for the draft, really, is it that much more difficult to say, "big wingspan" than "long...no homo"? And if not, could I have an NBA scouting report that describes me as "long, strong and down to get the friction on?"
Anyways, lest anyone doubt the compelling TV viewing that is the NBA Draft, here's a summary of what went down in the first four picks...
1. Andrew Bogut is shown wearing what should be a Toni Kukoc throwback jersey at Drazen Petrovic's grave...except Kukoc is actually still the Bucks' sixth man. Which should strike great fear in the fans of the most nondescript team in the NBA, unless Bogut can recreate Speed Racer's deadly turnaround three from "Bulls v. Blazers."
2. Possibly unaware that he got drafted by the Hawks, ESPN's commentators state that Marvin Williams "will continue to get great coaching in the NBA." Kudos to the Hawks for resisting the strange fruit that is Shavlik Randolph (nhjic)...at least for the first round.
3. Obviously aware that his baby mama is a white chick, the Jazz have no qualms about whether Deron Williams can adjust to life in the SLC.
4. Dan Dickau Era, we hardly knew ye.
Possibly more later...
posted by Ian at 7:47 PM
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